Self-Appointed League Nickname

metaNick

Current Beard Style

Full beard

Top 3 Adult Beverages

1. Face Plant IPA
2. Maker's and Coke
3. PBR

Favorite Famous Facial Hair

Yukon Cornelius

Who Would Look Better With Facial Hair?

Jon Hamm

Favorite Cartoon Growing Up

The Powerpuff Girls

Superman or Batman

Batman